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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 11:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Why is there no evidence of a multiverse theory?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

We've finally slowed the surge in overdose deaths. The Trump admin may undo all of it - Salon.com

Then came..

No go.

No, not a chance

What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?

No way

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Why is the mainstream media, traditionally liberal except for Fox, not reporting on Trump like he's a traditional candidate who has ideas, values, and a concern for the common good?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

963 RSP Revealed: Meet Porsche's Street-Legal Le Mans Hypercar - Motor1.com

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is your biggest mistake or regret?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What should I do to get over a relationship?

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Broadcom CEO On VMware Renewals, VCF Customers And Tomahawk 6 - CRN Magazine

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Why do people hate on Serena (anime character)? What did she ever do to anyone except be a good friend to Ash Ketchum and an awesome trainer herself?