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08.06.2025 11:30

Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Why is there no evidence of a multiverse theory?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
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Then came..
No go.
No, not a chance
What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?
No way
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is your biggest mistake or regret?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What should I do to get over a relationship?
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried